Col. Wilhelm Klink: [reading a list of invited people to the meeting] It doesn't have the name "Colonel Klink" in there. We haven't had a friendly chat for some time. Peter Newkirk: Yes, good thing the mail arrived. Hans Georg Schultz: Don't ask me, this is a decision for an officer. Cpl. : Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Of course, we could give you the time to think it over in a special cell we have. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [reading the plan] Amazing. You have chosen the most dangerous man in all of Germany as a witness. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Now, that's the worst blow of all. And I am operating UNDER DIRECT AUTHORITY OF THE GERMAN GENERAL STAFF. Responsible for the security of our witness. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Hochstetter is placing TNT in Klink's cells/cooler] But you're using the cooler to store it. Probably an oversight at headquarters. Failure punishment execution by firing squad. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ah, Major Hochstetter, always a pleasure to see your smiling face. : That's why I was known to my classmates as 'The Eagle'. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Who calls it the "Klink Plan"? Louis LeBeau: The new girlie magazines must be in from Paris. Peter Newkirk: In that case, sir, why don't you tell us what you've thought of? What is going on there? Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Why not? Sunday edition. [points to the white wire], Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Cuts the black wire, the bomb stops ticking]. [Hands over papers with orders to Klink] Colonel Klink: Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: That phone call. Col. Robert E. Hogan: And if he asks any questions? Alright, alright. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, that's right. (a beat)Orders from the Fuhrer himself were not to surrender and to fight to the death. Col. Wilhelm Klink: The fat prosecutor, whoever that is. Please take your truck and its cargo some other place. You can't take it home, sir. Sgt. I fully intend Hogan, why are you so composed? Major Hochstetter is often shown in a black Gestapo uniform despite that uniform being abolished in 1939. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Honest with you? Major Hochstetter a character not in the main cast was played by an American actor, as was French resistance leader Tiger. Carter, keep working oh, you do have insurance? Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Hochstetter: Why not? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: It is about his defense counsel. You might as well have said Friday, for all I care. Hans Georg Schultz: Colonel Hogan, if you ever escape Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: General, I promise you, I will bring all my skill and my intelligence to bear on this problem. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I have been working on him, Herr General. No one in or out without my permission. Cpl. You can depend on me. Hans Georg Schultz: [Leaving barracks, after finding out Hogan's plans regarding the tank] I know nothing! Col. Robert E. Hogan: I want to register a complaint on behalf of my men. What is this man doing here? What is this bungler doing here? Andrew Carter: Hey, gang! The man can't dance. Andrew Carter: [Carter reading RSVP about Klink's party] Here's the Blue Baron's answer. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter, you overpower him quickly and quietly. Klink isn't too bright, you know. Hogan: Lucky for you, we're going to get you out of this country. Sensational. General von Rauscher Cpl. Colonel Klink: The only orders that I am interested in are my own orders. Quotes [] Major Wolfgang Hochstetter: "Colonel Hogan, that you were able to operate for so long is a tribute to the stupidity of your beloved Kommandant." Bloopers [] External links [] Sticky Wicket Newkirk at the Internet Movie Database; Sticky Wicket Newkirk episode capsule at Webstalag 13; The Hofbrau It is, or should be, the title of a book that I'm hoping one of you out there will write someday. This was originally. General von Rauscher Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Your career is a delicate matter. Review 8 Howard Caine does a great job in this episode This is a nice story that was well acted. You're not arranging right now for Zagoskin to escape to Russia? Schultz: Hess is a mess. Hi there. Peter Newkirk: You don't think I'd let a Frenchman make the tea, do you? Sgt. My lips are sealed. Nothing! Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's the problem. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: As who is? Col. Robert E. Hogan: They *shot* Holtz trying to escape- you're next! Col. Robert E. Hogan: You heard the commandant, now back to your post. And I am operating *under direct authority of the German General Staff*. Hans Georg Schultz: It's going to snow again. Now that you all know it [Schultz leaves and then re-enters the room]. Please. Marya: Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. What witness? Even that will not discourage me. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: What are you babbling about? Bad scene, Major. He'll do for them what he's done for you. : Hogan: [the phone rings while Hogan's men are cracking a safe] Answer the phone, tell him it's the wrong number. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Burkhalter arrives] Ah, General Burkhalter it is so good to see you again. [in an argument with a captain about safehousing a truck and cargo] Colonel Klink: I'm afraid I cannot accommodate you, Captain. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Who is that woman? Was it really Colonel Crittenden who was responsible for yesterday? Filming & Production "What happened to the Duke of York?" Adequate. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Like all of us, the general has his good points as well as his faults. No one has ever escaped from Stalag 13. Louis LeBeau: How do we get it in here? Sgt. : This is WHY Major Wolfgang Hochstetter Was PROBABLY Agent "Nimrod!" Many watching Hogan's Heroes have seen the episode, the Missing Klink. Now you may leave anytime, and take your spy, Private Berger, with you! Sgt. : Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, oh, Herr General, you're much thinner than I thought you'd be. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ha. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Just because we're enemies is no reason we can't be friends. Cpl. We're going to rebuild the bridge with a very special feature. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I wasn't sure which was the right one, but I was certain you'd pick the wrong one. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, the Baron was clever alright but not quite clever enough. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [talking about the show for Klink] All right, now, the main thing is to keep them entertained till the job is done. Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm at your disposal, Captain. [Myra and Newkirk are being held in a German prison]. Dr. Hermann Felzer: You asked me that in Berlin, Herr General. You've got to get that mixture just right. I told you. Writers can stir the mind, but they can't direct it. [walks over to a portrait of Hitler] He dares call himself Supreme Commander. But it IS time for Roll Call. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You must know some nice kids. https://www.quotes.net/movies/hogan's_heroes_103035, https://www.quotes.net/movies/hogan's_heroes_quotes_103035. Anyone within a hundred yards of this rocket will be shot and reshot. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Shhh. [spying on the equipment guarded closely by German soldiers]. Col. Robert E. Hogan Hogan: [Hogan and Newkirk pose as German officers in a Nazi building] Take this man's name down, have him transferred to the Russian front! Schultz: Me send for you? Mental fitness - that's another. Hans Georg Schultz: Why? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Klink thinks Burkhalter is there to make him marry his sister Gertrude] Well, you see, sir, this is very difficult for me to say, but, uh, I feel in my heart that I am not worthy of Gertrude. "Colonel Klink, when I received your invitation, for a moment I had forgotten who you were. Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! [no response] Achtung! Come on, tell us about it. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter who's pretending to be English, making it also an In-Universe Fake Nationality. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. In it, we wer. Klink is bucking for rat fink. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [on holiday at the ski lodge] Well, I'm here to forget all about the war for awhile. I must explore the matter further alone. Sgt. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Could also mean heavy equipment. Sgt. General von Rauscher Col. Wilhelm Klink: Except, major, I quite clearly had no part in this whole affair. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, I could not believe it myself. Kissing prisoners is verboten! The most wanted man in Germany and we've got him. Sgt. | Col. Wilhelm Klink: An escape from Stalag 13? General von Rauscher: Responsible for the security of our witness. "Major Hochstetter is here to arrest you, Colonel Hogan." Was it Hogan's imagination, or did Klink sound sympathetic? Carter: Heck, I've seen groundhogs down there that were lost. Cpl. The Allies won't bomb a prisoner of war camp. Cpl. [slide, Klink's desk is full of curdled-up papers] I got it. Cpl. Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And a dancing lesson. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. " Arrest me?" "That's right, Hogan," sneered Hochstetter. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Even if the wrong man comes along, you'd better grab him. Andrew Carter: Uh-huh, and sometimes little old men have big old guns. Louis LeBeau: That's why it's taking them so long to lose the war! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I am sure it's not necessary to tell you what will happen to you should there be an escape, hmm? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. Except, Major, I quite clearly had no part in this whole affair. He'll try to use the tunnel a day earlier and really escape. Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will be shot. Colonel Karla Hoffman: [ordering the others out of the room] I have observed that the psychic communication between Hogan and Schultz is very close. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Fat? Berlin is calling every minute. Col. Wilhelm Klink: They say we are holding a girl. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You can kiss the bride. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That is me. Hans Georg Schultz: Achtung! Louis LeBeau: Then why are they bringing it here? 9.61K subscribers Subscribe 64K views 2 years ago This is a compilation of all of the times Major Hochstetter ever said "Who is this man?" and "What is this man doing here". Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, now that you mention it, so would I. Hogan's Heroes was an American television situation comedy that ran from September 17, 1965 to July 4, 1971 on the CBS network for 168 episodes. Sgt. I will be here every single day until I find these men. : : Heil Hitler! Ritter: The general was kind enough to let me tag along on the inspection tour. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We've got who? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, how is dear wife the charming and delightful Fran General? Mix 'em up. I want you to tell me in your own words exactly how did the radio detector truck get put out of action? Sgt. [in an argument with a captain about safehousing a truck and cargo]. What better place to keep him. Colonel Klink: If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing; you are ignorant. General von Behler: Stalag 13? Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter In a few minutes Nimrod will be my prisoner. Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now. It's even bigger than a breadbox! : Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You give a birthday party for a prisoner? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, I always have a glass before bedtime makes me sleep like a baby. Not a laugh in the book. : : Who's worried about firing? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Warm milk? You may be able to solve it anyway. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Major Hochstetter. Sgt. I took a bearing from the roof of Klink's office. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [Zagoskin hands him his notebook] Until I clear you, you will please stop inventing. "Funny Thing Happened on the Way to London" has as Canadian Lloyd Bochner playing dual roles as an Englishman and a German. Colonel Klink: Schultz, into the cooler they go. Who's worried about firing? 694 17K views 2 years ago Hogan's Heroes! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Yes, I heard the phone ring, I heard you say Mairzy Doats, and I watched you eat a wad of paper. Hogan: Do I have to repeat the orders that were given to us when this happy little band of wandering minstrels was formed? I shall do it right away. So you know I'm not crazy. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yes, that does it. Did you hear me? Parody Displacement: Hogan's Heroes is a parody of WWII POW films like Stalag 17, The Great Escape, and The Bridge on the River Kwai. You didn't know behind that stern soldier, there is a a world traveler, a dreamer a lover! Cpl. Col. Robert E. Hogan: If you stood any closer to them, your Iron Cross would get rusty. Col. Robert E. Hogan: What would you say is the one thing that made the Blue Baron the greatest fighter pilot in World War One? Marya And who are we gonna believe? Newkirk: Jawohl, Herr General! If they see anybody suspicious, shoot them. Col. Robert E. Hogan: 'Sugar candy' is code for something special. He'll do for them what he's done for you. Kindly be just as clever and get these plans out of this one. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, you should have been there. That's worthy of Himmler himself, major. You plant a bomb and a bridge blows up. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [on telephone] What was that? Cpl. : You've already figured how to turn this to your advantage. I'm a cryptologist. The ultimate weapon didn't quite work out. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Schultz tells about his evening] Don't just stand there, Schultz. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Hi Schultz! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Major Hochstetter. Col. Robert E. Hogan: They were going into town for a very good reason. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What brings you to Stalag 13? I was not here! [takes Hogan's hand, both leave Klink's office]. Here, read this. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: The message is: "I am foul. Sgt. Sgt. General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: No, this time I want it done right. Harold J Stone and Howard Caine make the believable and entertaining. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [dismissive] He really knows how to hurt a guy. Obviously, it's not the code. We are determined to destroy this fool at any cost. You know it's really a marvelous surprise. You are ignorant! Bob Crane starred as Colonel Robert E. Hogan, coordinating an international crew of Allied prisoners running a Special Operations group from the camp. I'll call headquarters and have them send over a cryptologist. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [the men are planting flowers] I was not aware that you were such a nature lover. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Outraged] Or, you could be Big Fat Schultz Who Goes Swift And Sure To The Russian Front! Col. Robert E. Hogan: What kind of explosives have we got, Carter? But we can still get him. What witness? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan. Mental fitness, that's another. Col. Wilhelm Klink Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Ja, Kommandant Klink, a man who could have been great, except he wasn't very good. And it makes me feel good all over. The Fuhrer? Cpl. This whole thing doesn't makes sense. It is against the rules. Sgt. Who is that woman? : Cpl. All heads will roll! Hogan: [the phone rings while Hogan's men are cracking a safe] Answer the phone, tell him it's the wrong number. : Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, we are centrally located. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Flattery will gain you nothing, my dear, Colonel. Something like that. We can't keep a prisoner! [Carter's attempts to manufacture explosives destroys one of the tunnels]. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. I never send for anybody, not even if I need them. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Not even if I said you were the greatest military mind in the Third Reich? He's very sensitive about that. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Are you crazy, Klink? Call the general, sir. When the Allies march in the front gate, it'll go a lot easier for you if you're standing there with a bouquet of pansies. Baroness Lili von Schlichter: Colonel, I will be safe here? Honestly, I could cry. Hans Georg Schultz: The joke is on them, Herr Kommandant. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: During the days, the temperature is 140 degrees, and at night, it is below freezing. It ran for 168 episodes from September 17, 1965, to April 4, 1971, on the CBS network. In the middle of World War II you give yourself a birthday party? Louis LeBeau: Yes he does! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You, uh, put your arms around her? Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's a terrible thing to do. Of course. Louis LeBeau: You're wasting your time, Major Hochstetter. He doesn't have a clue. You will all stay away from that rocket. Andrew Carter: I was just going into town for some beer.
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